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Bee Jokes
The most comprehensive collection of bee-related humor on the internet. Click any joke to reveal the punchline. We take bees seriously. We do not take comedy seriously.
🏆 Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?"
A may-bee.
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Classic Bee Jokes
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What do bees use to style their hair?
A honeycomb.
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Why do bees hum?
Because they don't know the words.
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What's a bee's favorite novel?
The Great Gats-bee.
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What do you call a bee born in May?
A maybe.
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Why did the bee get married?
Because she found her honey.
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What do you call a bee that lives in America?
A USB.
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Why did the bee start a poetry blog?
It had a lot of feelings to ex-bee-press.
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What's a bee's favorite sport?
Rug-bee.
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What kind of bee can't be understood?
A mumble-bee.
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What do you call a bee that's been put under a spell?
Bee-witched.
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Why did the bee go to the doctor?
Because it had hives.
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What's a bee's favorite Spice Girls song?
Wanna-bee.
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What did the bee say to the flower?
Hey bud, when do you open?
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What do you call a bee that can't stop eating?
A chub-bee.
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Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs.
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What's a bee's favorite TV show?
Stinging in the Rain. (No — it's Bee-witch.)
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Bee Puns: A Comprehensive List
The following puns have been compiled with great care. Their quality varies. We make no apologies.
- To bee or not to bee — that is the question.
- I'm just here to a-bee-de by the rules.
- Mind your own beeswax.
- Let it bee.
- None of your beeswax.
- Bee yourself.
- Hive never been so happy.
- Queen of the hive.
- Bee-lieve in yourself.
- That's un-bee-lievable.
- I'm just beeing honest.
- Bee-have yourself.
- Ob-bee-dient.
- Bee-yond belief.
- Pos-i-bee-lity.
- Flexi-bee-lity.
- Re-bee-lious.
- Respon-si-bee-lity.
- Bee-utiful.
- Prob-a-blee.
- Visi-bee-lity.
- Capa-bee-lity.
- Dura-bee-lity.
- Sustaina-bee-lity.
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One-Liners
A bee walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it bee?"
The bee says, "Just a buzz, thanks."
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I tried to write a bee joke but it kept stinging.
That's it. That's the joke.
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My wife said I needed to stop making bee jokes.
I said, "Hive thought about it and I disagree."
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What's the last thing to go through a bee's mind when it hits a windshield?
Its stinger.
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Why did the bee go to school?
To improve its spelling.
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What do bees do if they need a ride?
Wait at the buzz stop.
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This page contains 40+ bee jokes. We believe this is the most bee jokes assembled on a single webpage that also takes bees seriously in all other respects. We are not certain this is something to be proud of.